We all know that Hillary Clinton is one of the worst politicians this country has ever seen. She did just about everything she could to destroy us for good, but luckily Donald Trump came to save the day. She is a liar and a fraud that has no boundaries on what she is willing to do to get ahead. That is why we found this joke to be so funny. Take a look for yourself and let us know if you have ever heard this one before.
“While walking down the street one day Hillary Clinton is hit by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
“Welcome to Heaven,” says St.Peter.
“Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a politician around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” says Hillary.
“Well, I’d like to but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”
“Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven,” says Hillary.
“I’m sorry but we have our rules.” And with that, St. Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to Hell.
The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all her friends, along with other politicians who had worked with her. Everyone is very happy and in glamorous evening dress.
They run to greet her, hug her, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of the people.
They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the
Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are having such a good time that, before she realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is waiting for her.
“Now it’s time to visit Heaven.” So, 24 hours pass with Hillary joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
“Well then, you’ve spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose your eternity.”
Clinton reflects for a minute, then answers: “Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell.”
So, Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to Hell.
Now the doors of the elevator open and she is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to her and grins menacingly.
“I don’t understand,” stammers Hillary. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable!”
The Devil looks at Hillary, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning.
Today you voted for us!”
This is pretty good if you ask us. Hillary Clinton is playing games that she is in no way qualified to play and she might be facing the music pretty soon. There needs to be some way that we can get a better idea into what she has done to hurt this country. Let’s just be glad she is not in charge.
(h/t I’m Right)